Dear Soap and Water,

I wish more people would be your friends. You are pleasant and everyone feels happier when you have been in the area. You are the only friend who can be used and is happy with that; as if it were your sole purpose for being. It makes me sad when I meet people who are not acquainted with you in any way. And while you are way super great, it seems like it is hard for some people to get close to you. I mean, you are completely available; you are such a GIVER. But I admit that I do feel kind of awkward introducing you to others. I want them to know you, but I am just not sure how to express that. Maybe this letter is a start.

Love,
Sherry