The walking must be paying off a little bit after all because this past weekend, whilst I was doing some shopping at the Wal-Mart, my underwear kept falling off. Not just rolling down, but literally I would take two steps, try and hike them up under my bra, take two more steps and then they would cruelly descend again. I tried to hurry through the store but reached a critical time after I had my purchases and my keys and no free hand to keep my drawers up.
I am now looking to determine the exact moment I became white trash.
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That is hilarious and sad.
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