Dear Cough Due to Cold

So guess who is sick again? You are correct if you guessed me. Maybe you are sick, too. If so, you have my sympathies.

I appear to just have another cold. I am the queen of congestion times. I went to the doctor who diagnosed me as "unlucky." She says I just keep catching different things. She said there was fluid behind my ear. She asked if my ear hurt. It did not. My chest and back hurt from the coughing but my airways were clear.

I am very super happy I spent all of that time waiting at the urgent care.

Also, if you are ever feeling unattractive, you should visit the urgent care waiting room. People look horrible while they are waiting for the doctor. One man kept falling asleep and snoring. One woman was wearing a short skirt and no leg coverings. In December. When the rest of the people were in layers because it was 20 degrees out. It's odd that she was not feeling well. 

One of my most beloved movies is Mary Poppins. Some amazing person uploaded the movie to the You Tube. Due to things about technology which I do not understand, the movie is uploaded in 10 different parts for roughly 14 minutes each. I still watched it. I adore that movie. At 2:02 of this clip, there is a cow singing. My voice currently sounds like that of the cow. Watch this to hear it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tnre7rronM&feature=related.

Finally, why is Katie Perry hosting Saturday Night Live? And why am I still awake?